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Simple Syrup

(Stop Buying This)

Simple syrup is sugar dissolved in water. That's it. That's the whole thing. It's called "simple" because it is simple. And yet people pay actual money for a bottle of it at the grocery store like it's some kind of exotic ingredient. It's not. You have sugar. You have water. You have a stove. You can make this in five minutes. Stop giving your money away for sugar water.

Prep: 2 min Cook: 5 min Makes: About 1½ cups Difficulty: Are you serious?

Ingredients

That's the list. Two ingredients. Both of which you already have. The only reason to buy pre-made simple syrup is if you're out of sugar or don't have access to a stove. Otherwise, you're just paying for someone else's water bill.

Instructions

  1. Boil the water. Put the water in a small saucepan over high heat. Wait for it to boil. This is not complicated.
  2. Add the sugar. Once the water is boiling, add all the sugar. Stir it around.
  3. Stir until clear. Keep stirring until all the sugar is completely dissolved and the mixture turns from cloudy to clear. This takes maybe a minute or two. When you can't see any sugar crystals and it looks like slightly thick water, you're done.
  4. Cool it down. Take it off the heat and let it cool to room temperature before using it in drinks. Hot simple syrup in a cold cocktail is a bad time. If you're in a hurry, pour it into a container and stick it in the fridge.
  5. Store it. Pour into a jar or bottle. Keeps in the fridge for about a month. Label it so nobody drinks it thinking it's water and has a very confusing experience.

Variations (If You're Feeling Fancy)

  • Rich simple syrup: Use 2 cups sugar to 1 cup water. Thicker, sweeter, lasts longer. Some cocktail recipes call for this specifically.
  • Flavored syrups: Add herbs, citrus peel, or spices while the mixture is hot, let it steep for 30 minutes, then strain. Lavender, rosemary, ginger, whatever. Now you're a fancy bartender.

Stuff You'll Need

A small saucepan. A spoon. A jar or bottle for storage. The self-respect to stop buying sugar water at the store.